The Laugh Thread

[JeffH]

[Pedro]

:laugh2: Looks like something I would be able to achieve!

Pedro

[gweidion]

Ah the Escher car kit.

Looking at it is doing my head in.

[Triggersmob]

Looking at it is doing my head in.

Exactly what I was thinking.  :kez_11:

[JeffH]

[JeffH]

A holiday stop over in Hong Kong. At a travel agency a man asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort him on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so he could call her to make arrangements.
She gave him a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
He replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"
A bloke standing next to him overheard, tapped his shoulder and said, "What she actually said was:  666136429."

[redlock]

Good one :biggrin:

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Nice Jeff!

[Triggersmob]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[JeffH]

[Pedro]

I like the car "branding"  :laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

American lady tourist on a safari trip in Africa, "What, the lions just eat meat. Why can't they be fed a vegan diet?"

Shocked look on guide's face but he recovers to answer, "Can't find enough vegans to keep them fed."

[Unicorn]

[Unicorn]

(Just for you Jeff  :winkextra:)

[Triggersmob]

Haha, love it.