The Laugh Thread

[Unicorn]

[Pedro]

:laugh2:

Pedro

[JeffH]

Hardly looks a day older!

And what about Nemo?

[Triggersmob]

I've heard of a Trumpeter fish, but not a Trump fish. Man that's ugly.

[Pedro]

:shock:

Pedro

[gweidion]

Hardly looks a day older!

And what about Nemo?

That was just scary. I'd rather see the three eyed fish from The Simpsons.

[Unicorn]

:laugh2: Loving Nemo Jeff!!!!

[triplewitch]

Three women die together in an accident and go to Heaven. When they arrive, God says "We only have one rule here. Don't step on a duck." Sure enough, they enter, and there are ducks everywhere. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck.
The first woman accidently steps on one. God comes with the ugliest man she has ever seen, chains them together, and explains that "Your penalty for stepping on a duck is to spend all eternity chained to this man."
The next day the second woman steps on a duck. God also chains her to the ugliest man she has ever seen for all eternity.
The third woman sees all this and is incredibly careful where she steps. She goes months without stepping on a duck. One day God comes to her with the most handsome man she's ever seen and chains them together, leaving without saying a word. The deliriously happy woman asks the man "What have I ever done to be chained to you for all eternity?" The man says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

[Basilstate]

Good one,i haven't seen/heard that joke. :yahoo:

[redlock]

That's a really good one 

[gweidion]

I have heard it before. Still funny though

[Triggersmob]

Good one Triplewitch.

[Nevol]

:winkextra: :whistle2: :tease:

[JeffH]

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his pay.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke:

"Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice:

"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said: "Amen."

[gweidion]

"Amen"